(via thechlorinemermaid)
(via thechlorinemermaid)
Hatred does not cease by hatred, only by love. This is the eternal rule.
A: Do you have a part time job at all?
B: No, I went to Scotch!
[overheard at Melbourne Uni]
NB: Scotch College is an independent, Presbyterian, day and boarding school for boys, located in Hawthorn, Melbourne. (The blog goes to Melbourne, part 2.0)
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(Source: derringer-darling)
I’m glad to have survived my first semester of med school. Now all I need to do is not fail the exam…and the assignment I submitted. Awesome.
During Cardio: “Fatty food will kill you”
Endocrine: “Sugary food will kill you”
Microbiology: “All the fruits, veggies, seafoods, meats, etc, etc…will kill you!”
Pathology: “It’s called caseous necrosis because it looks like cheese!”

Found it on facebook. Brilliant.
Turns out nobody cares about the State of Origin in VIC.